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If you’re deep in the Monday slump, the Messly team have been throwing doctor jokes around the office all morning, and we’ve boxed the best ones up for you to put a smile on your face:


A doctor says to a patient, ‘What brings you here?’
The patient responds: ‘An ambulance.’


Doctor: I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.
Me: And?


Doctor, looking at my X-Rays: This is what I was afraid of.
Me: What?
Doctor: Skeletons.


A pirate goes to the doctor worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous.
The doctor inspects them. ‘It’s okay, they’re benign.’
The pirate says, ‘Check again, I think there be at least ten.’


⅚ doctors agree that Russian Roulette is completely safe.


Me: I have to see a doctor, I’m shrinking.
Doctor: He’s busy, so you’ll just have to be a little patient.

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